Cinnamon Pull Apart Crack in the Wall
Ingredients
4 packages cheap, refrigerated cinnamon roll dough
pre-made refrigerated sugar cookie dough
butter
parchment paper
an action figure of Rory
Preheat your oven to 400F.
Line a small rectangular pan with parchment paper.
Butter the heck out of the parchment paper.
Unroll your cinnamon roll dough.
Pretend you're building the wall of a log cabin.
1/3 of the way up your wall, add a sugar cookie shaped like the crack in space and time.
Keep building your wall until you fill the pan.
Bake it for 16-18 minutes or until dark golden brown.
Carefully cut the dark brown surface off the sugar cookie crack.
Fill the sugar cookie crack with the free icing that came with your cinnamon rolls.
Wait five minutes. Turn the wall upright. The icing will spill down the front, just like light spilling out of the crack.
For extra authenticity, add an action figure of Rory to the edge of the icing.
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You can find more Whovain recipes in Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook.